FRESH Movie Review

"Fresh" is a new original horror film streaming on Hulu starring Sebastian Stan.

He goes on a date with a lady, then drugs and imprisons her to sell her body for meat. But he keeps her alive because the people who buy the body parts want their body parts fresh. That's why the movie is called "Fresh."

It would have been cool if it was called "Fresh for Frankenstein." But I guess it would have to be a Frankenstein movie for that to work.

Alas. This is a short review of a movie I didn't really like. Sebastian Stan also stars in "Pam & Tommy," another Hulu original. With so many Sebastian Stan products they should have a section called tomb of the winter soldier.

That probably wasn't a good joke. I'm trying to type as much as I can as fast as I can.

They play the '80s synth pop song "Obsession" by Animotion. Great tune, in my opinion. Fun video if you've never seen it. It's like they got a bunch of free costumes and decided to just "make it work." Also, they do the "white people dance" Eddie Murphy made fun of in "Delirious."

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